which best describe myself?? o.0

Today midnight go having yamcha with my friend at TBR there..
ordering one egg benjo burger and teh ice..but..
~~wait wait wait..tat all no the main point ~~
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 when i juz wanna finish my last bite of burger..
suddenly there juz few drop of "najlis burung" drop juz ngam ngam beside me..
and quite near to me tim!! i juz shocked and look at the sky 3 sec..
thinking tat Wat the hell at midnight time still got birds fly over..
damn it!!!!..coz one of the drop juz ngam ngam drop at my long pant tim!!!
oh shit !!omg!!!
Am i juz lucky or unlucky or wat??!! @#$%^&
but luckily i no sit more a bit beside there..if no sure can win 4D jor =.=!!!&*(^%$
so here i advice all who going out yamcha at night time..pls pls!!!juz wear ur raincoat..to avoid tis case!!!
reali really omg!!!! Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!